metallicash: Just happened at the XGames. Wait for it… OMG Are you ok?! /SMASH/ OMG are you ok!? Adding injury to injury.
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the-absolute-best-gifs: Isn’t that interesting? Staring like a crazy person. You. I hate you. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
I've decided to summarize all the mumblr...
Hi, I breastfeed: Ew, get your tits off my dash omg why can't you put a blanket over that
Hi, I formula feed: why don't you just light your baby on fire and throw it off a cliff while you're at it.
Hi, I'm breastfeeding my toddler: Fucking sick freak wtf let your child grow up already.
I co-sleep: You're going to roll over on your baby and it will be a pancake.
My child sleeps in his/her own crib: why don't you love your baby.
I use a toddler leash on my child: omg you can't control your kids you're such a horrible mom.
I practice baby-wearing: your kid is going to live with you until it's 40.
My child doesn't watch tv: you're depriving your child, wtf is wrong with you.
My child watches tv: yeah great job using the tv as a baby sitter you lazy bitch.
I'm a stay at home parent: Lazy!!
I'm a working parent: Wtf you don't love your kids.
I'm a happy single parent: NO YOU'RE NOT. Someone please find this person a spouse like right now.
I'm happily married: your marriage will fail lol marriage is dumb what is wrong with you.
Disposable diapers: why do you hate the environment
Cloth diapers: hippie freak.
Our child is home-schooled: no social life ever.
Our child goes to public school: why not just let satan teach your kids?
thewinchesterswagger: ih0peyourwifidies: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
sdaddy2nasty: KJSDHKJSHFKJAHDFKAJFHKJAH JASON DERULOOO
When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx: mariamagana215: And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away. Now, 2121 is only 9 years away. I feel old. oh dear. 109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
ragingbomer: ragingbomer: so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale it turns out she bought shampoo now we have 13 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner here’s another fun little tidbit the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair i am your child have...